Crash: Etiquette

So today me and Yaz are going to Etiquette school. What that is well I still dont really know to tell you the truth. I think its when they show you how to be all super proper and stuff like how not to eat with your mouth open. Which I dont do so Im already a step ahead. We met the teacher Colette and the first thing I thought was WOW her hair is really BLONDE! like it was almost white. She was really cool though especially cause for some fucken reason she liked me way more then she liked Yasmin! LoL fucked up YES! but it gave me brownie points. She tought us a bunch of weird things like how to eat butter with your bread and how to walk not so retarded. Overall I have to say that the day went great. Did I learn anything YES!!!! NEVER EAT ESCARGO!!!!!!!!!