John McCain vs. Mike Huckabee

versus

thu 2/14/2008

 
name John Sidney McCain III. Michael Dale Huckabee.
birthdate August 29, 1936 (71 years old). August 24, 1955 (52 years old).
born in Panama Canal Zone. Hope, Arkansas.
religion Christian. ChristianSouthern Baptist.
current job Senator in Arizona. Governor of Arkansas.
married to Businesswoman Cindy Hensley McCain. Red Cross project manager Janet McCain Huckabee.
education United States Naval Academy. B.A. in Religion from Ouachita Baptist University.
first job out of college Navy Pilot. Church Pastor.
skeletons Connected to the Keating Five savings & loan scandal. Involved in the early release of a convicted rapist.
losin' it Hair turned gray while he was a POW in Vietnam. Shed over 100 pounds.
buzzword Courage. Faith.
potshots A warmonger. A fundamentalist.
on war Voted in favor of Iraq war as a Senator. Has pledged to increase the number of troops. Also claimed the U.S. could be in Iraq for up to 100 years. Argues withdrawal from Iraq is a bad strategic option and would create "horrific humanitarian consequences for the Iraqis."
on immigration "We have to stop the illegal immigration, but we've had waves throughout our history. Hispanics is what we're talking about, a different culture, a different language, which has enriched my state where Spanish was spoken before English was. In Washington DC, go to the Vietnam War Memorial and look at the names engraved in black granite. You'll find a whole lot of Hispanic names." "I will take our country back for those who belong here and those who are willing to play by the rules for the privilege to come here. No open borders, no amnesty, no sanctuary, no false Social Security numbers, no driver's licenses for illegals."
on education Higher pay for teachers, internet access in all schools, expand use of vouchers, tax credits for charter schools. Music and the arts are “Weapons of Mass Instruction.” Increase number of charter schools. Test teachers as well as students.
author of Hard Call, Faith of My Fathers, Why Courage Matters, Character is Destiny and Worth Fighting For. Character Makes a Difference, From Hope to Higher Ground, Quit Digging Your Grave with a Knife and Fork, Character is the Issue, Living Beyond Your Lifetime, Kids Who Kill, The Godly Path of Least Resistance.
celebrity endorsements Arnold Schwarzenegger. Chuck Norris.
iPod Beatles, ABBA, '50s and '60s rock. Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, Mellencamp, Brooks and Dunn, Alabama.
bet you didn't know Played the fiddle for an audience of 3,000 during a campaign stop in 1999. Plays in a rock band called Capitol Offense.
webprops 45,171 friends on official MySpace. 37,801 friends on official MySpace.
in their own words "I do not seek the presidency on the presumption that I am blessed with such personal greatness that history has anointed me to save my country in its hour of need. I seek the presidency with the humility of a man who cannot forget that my country saved me. I am running to serve America, and... to make in our time, and from our challenges, a stronger country and a better world." "Americans are looking for a change. But what they want is a change that starts with a challenge to those of us who were given this sacred trust of office so that we recognize that what our challenge is to bring this country back together, to make Americans, once again, more proud to be Americans than just to be Democrats or Republicans."
 
 
 

10 responses to “versus: John McCain vs. Mike Huckabee”

McCain all the way, no to huckabee

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Alba

(chicago)

thu 2/14 6:50am

Huckabee needs to shut the F*** up because were the ones that build their D*** houses they live in because their lazy A** don't. Who cares the F**** any way because presidents lie just to get our vote. BE FOR REAL!!! SUCKERS!!!

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Karina Lizarraga

thu 2/14 4:29pm

They're both racist! OBAMA!!! PLEASE

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Joel

(L.A.)

thu 2/14 11:43pm

BOOOOOOO i will not vote for either of these GRINGOS

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tr3sDosUno

(Wichita, KS)

fri 2/15 2:31am

man mcain wants to put us in the war he is a f*** and dont vote for these pepole vote for obama

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carlos

(gresham)

sat 2/16 1:50am

McCain iS RACIST....i HATE THAT A**HOLE!!!!

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thu 2/21 10:32pm

you all suck!!

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charlotte

(belgium)

mon 2/25 12:47pm

I got tios and tias who would like an immigration reform, McCain knows whats up with this issue.

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Beto

(Phoenix, AZ)

tue 2/26 12:17am

F*** these P***S! VOTE FOR HILARY!! ALL THE WAY!!!! Don't vote for Republicans! VOTE FOR DEMOCRATS ONLY!!!!!! REPUBLICANS ARE ONLY IGNORANT AND THEY LIE THEIR WAY TO OFFICE!!!! JUST LOOK AT WHAT THE LAST RETARD DID!! (Bush)

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Da Carnal 4m Chi-Town

(Chicago, IL)

thu 2/28 4:05am

NEITHER

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boribaby3

tue 8/12 7:08am

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