getting the band back together

daily dos

thu 1/28/2010

 

ABC has announced the cancellation of the telenovela-inspired TV show "Ugly Betty."

 
 

matriculation and speculation

daily dos

wed 1/13/2010

 

Conan O'Brien says he won't host the "Tonight Show" if it is moved to 12:05 to accommodate a move by the Jay Leno show to 11:35: "I cannot participate in what I honestly believe is the [Tonight Show's] destruction."

 
 

Armisen, Raisa, Richie, Vélez and de Pablo

halfsie or fullsie

thu 1/7/2010

 
Nicole Richie in a promotional image for "The Simple Life."

You may have wondered: are they? A little?
Well, yes. Yes, they are.

Fred ArmisenFred Armisen

Age: 43

Comedian and actor best known for his impersonation of President Obama on "Saturday Night Live."

Halfsie or Fullsie?

Halfsie: German-Japanese father and Venezuelan mother.

 
Francia RaisaFrancia Raisa

Age: 21

Actress known for playing Leti in Bring It On: All or Nothing and Adrian Lee in "The Secret Life of the American Teenager."

Halfsie or Fullsie?

Fullsie: Honduran father and Mexican mother.

 
Nicole RichieNicole Richie

Age: 28

TV personality once known as Paris Hilton's BFF on "The Simple Life." Has two children with musician Joel Madden.

Halfsie or Fullsie?

Halfsie: Mexican-African-American father.

 
Lauren VélezLauren Vélez

Age: 45

Actress known for playing tough cops in "New York Undercover" and "Dexter." Twin sister Lorraine also acts.

Halfsie or Fullsie?

Fullsie: Both parents are Puerto Rican.

 
Cote de PabloCote de Pablo

Age: 30

Plays Israeli intelligence agent Ziva David in "NCIS." Once hosted a show called "Control" alongside Carlos Ponce.

Halfsie or Fullsie?

Fullsie: Chilean.

 
 
 

Naya Rivera

whodat

tue 10/13/2009

 
"Glee" actress Naya Rivera holds her hands in her hair.

Naya Rivera says she's good at everything. Seriously?

While most kids were getting ready for kindergarten, the California native was starring alongside comedy legend Redd Foxx and future star Larenz Tate in the TV sitcom The Royal Family. Produced by Eddie Murphy, the show was gaining popularity until tragedy struck: only a few episodes into the show's first season, Foxx died of a heart attack. The series was eventually canceled. Rivera recovered and continued to grow up on the small screen, earning guest roles on popular sitcoms like Family Matters, Smart Guy and The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

Once Rivera hit her teens, roles started drying up. "It was a bit hard to transition from a kid to a working adult just because it's so much easier to book jobs when you're cute and five," explains the Puerto Rican, German and African-American actress. As she searched for new roles, Rivera dabbled in music, a move that would pay off years later. Now 22, the flirtatious Rivera is combining her acting and singing talents on the TV show Glee, a hit comedy about a school choir that is part Mean Girls and part High School Musical.

Despite her confidence, Rivera, who plays the feisty cheerleader Santana Lopez on "Glee," reveals there's one thing she isn't good at: "Sports."

 
 

TV vs. The Web

versus

fri 10/2/2009

 
A collage of a black HDTV and a white Apple iMac.
medium Television. World Wide Web.
also known as TV. The web.
created in 1927. 1989.
created by Philo Taylor Farnsworth. Tim Berners-Lee.
regulated by the FCC. ICANN.
hours spent with per week (U.S.) Thirteen. Twelve.
average cost $40.11 for cable TV. $39 a month for broadband internet.
average age of viewer and user 50 years old. 37 years old.
not as fun without a Remote control. Keyboard and mouse.
average number of choices 118.6 TV channels (U.S.) 231.5 million web sites.
biggest new feature HDTV. Mobile web.
next big thing 3D. Artificial intelligence.
porn Pay-per-view cable porn generates $128 million a year. Online porn generates $1 billion a year.
side-effects Epileptic seizures. Computer viruses.
most viewed Over 73 million people watched The Beatles' American debut on The Ed Sullivan Show. Over 127 million people have watched The Evolution of Dance on YouTube.
fiending TV addiction. Internet addiction disorder.
piracy Stealing cable. Filesharing.
music box MTV, VH1, BET, mun2. Pandora, Last FM, MySpace, YouTube.
music industry Boon for sales. Bane for sales.
most popular to date NBC sitcom Seinfeld. Yahoo.com.
crossover Lazy Sunday: The Chronicles of Narnia Rap started on TV but blew up on the Web. TMZ started on the Web before blowing up on TV.
shopping Home Shopping Network and QVC. Amazon and eBay.
for solving problems Call-in and talk shows. Google.
watch people do dumb s*** on Reality shows. Social networks.
recent sex scandals Janet Jackson's breast is exposed during a Super Halftime Show. Teen actress Vanessa Hudgens is topless in leaked photos.
annoying advertising Commercials that are louder than the TV show you are watching. Smileys, creepy laughs and "congratulations you won' banner ads.

(images by William Hook and Silvio Tanaka via flickr)

 
 

special sauce

daily dos

mon 6/15/2009

 

Congress is considering a bill that would make TV advertisers keep the volume of their commercials at the same level as the show the ads appear in. (via digg)

 
 

grubbin'

daily dos

thu 5/3/2007

 

Salma Hayek hints that she will no longer make on-screen appearances on Ugly Betty.

 
 

remote control machete

daily dos

thu 10/26/2006

 

Conan O'Brien in skelevision for Halloween.

 
 

remote control machete

daily dos

thu 10/26/2006

 

This is what TV is like. In Japan. (via Waxy.org)