Paleisthenewtan.com: that spray-on tan probably wasn't a good idea.

Facebook animations. (via Buzzfeed)

Fútbol, haircuts and prayers: check out a photogallery of life inside the Bellavista jail in Colombia, which houses drug dealers, members of paramilitaries and corrupt politicians.

Seen enough fail? Check out the Succeed Blog. (via Metafilter)

Fun with water. (via Today and Tomorrow)

Solid gold potato chips? Check out Olympic medals for the 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics.

Birds eat our plastic and die. WARNING: Graphic images. (via Metafilter)

Pull up your f***ing pants.

Spanish Prime Minister José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero has asked President Obama to remove a photo of Zapatero's family posing with Obama from the State Department's Flickr page. Rodríguez Zapatero says he wishes to keep his daughters out of the public eye. Zapatero's daughters may be familiar with the popular retailer Hot Topic. (via Foreign Policy)

Fast food finger nails. Previously: Sticker cars.