Kush Support: "A Natural Rest for the Breast." (via Buzzfeed)

The Dallas Cowboys are the proud owners of the world's largest HDTV. The 1080p TV cost $40 million and is over 50 yards long.

The Fried Egg Light will help you from becoming one of those things that goes bump in the night. (via Gizmodo)

Will a ball and chain reduce the Latino high school drop-out rate? The makers of the Study Ball might say so. (via Neatorama)

For only $287, stay dry and break the law with the Umbuster, an umbrella-brass knuckles hybrid.

Wake up with an alarm clock that only stops when you shoot it with a gun.

Google will launch its iPhone-killer in early October. T-Mobile will sell the 3G smartphone - the first of several - for $199.

Burn CDs and bread with the computer toaster. (via Boing Boing)

If you lack the coordination to give yourself a goatee, worry no more, the GoateeSaver will do all the work for you. (via Gizmodo)

Apple says it sold one million iPhone 3G models worldwide in its first three days. The second generation iPhone was simultaneously released in 21 countries.