De colores.

Julian Scarf $30 Conceal your stash with style.

Devin Military Peacoat $70 Add some color to a gloomy day.

Rocawear Roc Essential Track Jacket $64 Pledge your allegiance to the Roc Nation.

Urban Outfitters Monster Socks $8 There's something eating away at your toes. And it's not a fungus.

Cape Sleeve Plaid Coat $43 Be someone's hero.

RVCA Colors Cardigan $40 This sweater could be the "best you ever had."

Vans Bright Stripes Top $26 Light up the night.

These brown leather riding boots by Valentino have one-inch heels and Swarovski crystals. They're also $1,540 and one expensive ride.

Fall back.

Adidas Dominican Republic and Puerto Rico track jackets $80 Wear the flag with some dignity.

Ramona Leather Riding Boot $90 Giddyap!

Tapatio T-Shirt $33 People will say "you look hot."

Twilight Bella Jacket $64 Guaranteed to attract vampires and werewolves.

Buffalo plaid New Era Baseball Caps $42 If Elmer Fudd was a shortstop, he'd wear one of these.

Nike Zoom LeBron VII $160 Walk around like a king.

Denim Leggings $33 Now you can fit into your favorite "jeans."

Forever 21 Ankle boot $25 It's doesn't have to be about length.

The Moonage Daydream Collar by Assad Mounser is half silver, half gold and features "bullet details" that would make a sniper's mouth water. At $395, our hearts say "do it" but our wallets say "hell nah." (via The Moment Blog)

Ray-Ban's Wayfarer Colorize kit lets you customize your boring white-on-black sunglasses with special markers. But since it's going for $225, we'll go with some Sharpies and a $10 knock-off instead.