Trapper Keeper

Tuesday, October 15, 1985. 4pm. Yolanda Guzman, the unflappable math bee sensation at Immaculate Conception, is watching She-Ra at her tia Norma's house. The phone rings and her aunt answers. A few seconds later, her aunt is standing in front of the TV asking Yolanda, in Spanish, to please help her on the phone. Rolling her eyes and sighing deeply, painfully, Yolanda grabs the handset and says "Hello?" It's a man. He has a deep, slow voice. He says he met her tia at a party and wants to ask her out on a date. Yolanda translates everything, except for a phrase she's never head before. Later that night, she writes it down in her Trapper Keeper: sugar booger, sugar booger, sugar booger.