These brown leather riding boots by Valentino have one-inch heels and Swarovski crystals. They're also $1,540 and one expensive ride.

The Moonage Daydream Collar by Assad Mounser is half silver, half gold and features "bullet details" that would make a sniper's mouth water. At $395, our hearts say "do it" but our wallets say "hell nah." (via The Moment Blog)

Ray-Ban's Wayfarer Colorize kit lets you customize your boring white-on-black sunglasses with special markers. But since it's going for $225, we'll go with some Sharpies and a $10 knock-off instead.

ToyWatch's Jelly Watch is available in 110 color combinations. Only $65 dollars? Great! But that's the just the rubber strap. Depending on which face you choose, the Jelly Watch totals out to either $175 or $275.