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Like the first Matrix only with more hair gel: PartyBuddys is a service that takes you into "hot clubs" and gives you "red carpet treatment" with pretend bodyguards and fake paparazzi. "That 70's Show" star Wilmer Valderrama is making a film for Universal Pictures about the real lives of the guys behind this fantasy business.

Moving on: After coming up short with "South Beach," Jennifer Lopez is now producing a second TV project set in Echo Park, Los Angeles. J. Lo is also said to be close to settling her second legal battle against ex-husband of 13 months Ojani Noa. The Cuban-born Noa signed an agreement last year promising not to make money from revealing the details of their marriage and then announced he was planning to write a kiss and tell book, "The Unknown Truth: A Passionate Portrait of A Serial Thriller".

And those butter eyes: Ricky Martin is the Latin Recording Academy's person of the year. Academy President Gabriel Abaroa says the prize is for Martin's "limitless talent, passion and sense of caring". (via Latin Gossip)

One's for protection: If you're kicking it in the tour dressing rooms for Gnarls Barkley, expect to find Krispy Kremes, condoms and white socks. (via BestWeekEver)