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You may not care who Eduardo Cruz is but his music video for Cosas Que Contar features his sister Penélope Cruz dubbing porn into Spanish and then making out with his other sister, Monica. (another one for the annals of brilliant marketing via The Daily Swarm)

If you liked human Space Invaders (peeps changing seats in a theater), you're going to love human Tetris. (via MetaFilter)

A CNN report on a law enforcement investigation of a Los Angeles gang (Latino) hypes racial murders (of blacks) for 17 paragraphs before quoting a criminologist with the University of California, Irvine, who points out that "racially motivated gang killings are an exception." According to the academic: "You don't see these major black-brown wars, either within the context of gangs or outside the context of gangs."

Hello Kitty contact lenses. They look as creepy as they sound.